Swamp Rocket

A pending shit that caused quite a bit of sweating below the belt, causing swamp ass. Usually the sweat is cold and very uncomfortable.

"This swamp rocket has got to come out, I am chafing thanks to this!"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

by The real ol dad February 9, 2014

swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

Swamp-ninja

when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt

My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt

by Feckinhec June 28, 2019

Swamp Ass

Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.

It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.

Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.

I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival

by Kyle Dungus October 16, 2018

swamp tongue

your tongue when you eat swamp ass

dang i got swamp tongue from that dirty bitch

by swamp tongue May 18, 2017

swamp donkey

a particularly ugly female.
the origin is unclear, but is a popular term among ex-pat South Africans.

'Did you have a big night out?'
'Crazy. I woke up next to a swamp donkey.'

by keralite January 3, 2008