pregnancy test sure

99.9% sure

Michael: Dude, don't play with me. Are you sure my girl is cheating on me?

Dave: I'm sorry man, but I'm pregnancy test sure.

by oldtobylongbottomleaf November 14, 2011

breastalyzer test

A test conducted, usually by males, to examine the level of voluptuousness of a female's breast. As of the 28th of November in the year of 2012, a woman, at any time, must submit to this examination upon request by a male.

Female: Charlie gave me a breastalyzer test last night
Male: Is that legal?
Female: Yes, as of November 28, 2012 it became law in the United States.

by BillCrocket December 5, 2012

Cincinnati Test Tube

Farting in a revolving door, leaving your stink for the next person.

Oh man I was the victim of a Cincinnati Test Tube, coming into work today.

by Astroworm November 11, 2012

Taste-tester

When a girl plays with herself and then sticks her pussyfingers in your mouth.

I was pounding this girl in the ass and everything was going great until she started finger-blasting herself and shoved her nasty-ass fingers in my mouth. She gave me the taste-tester.
This chick was doing everything right until she jammed her pussy juice covered fingers down my throat, making me the original taste tester.
She was fingering herself and giving me a dick ingram at the same time, but the unexpected taste-tester really threw me off. I puked on her chest.

by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

taco test

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.

"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."

by g-triangle September 9, 2014

dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015

spoon test

The Spoon Test is a way to check if a person is asleep. If you are unsure if they are asleep or just faking, you "spoon" them by lying next to them in their bed, wrapping your arms around them, placing their buttocks into your groin-ial region. If they writhe away, they are likely awake. If they do nothing, they are likely asleep, or they are into it. The Spoon Test is a very inaccurate test.

Did you Spoon Test Jerry? I Swear he's faking.

Well, I'm not sure, but the pleasurable sigh he made was very real.

by Steven Wizzleteats December 16, 2015