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Telefone

"Dude, anyone who is reading this must be RETARDED!!!"
by Saturated1 May 30, 2005
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Mexican Telephone

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.
Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!
by Pedro L. January 11, 2008
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Alaskan TelePrompTer

Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.
Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"
by Kaptcirk February 8, 2010
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Teleah

This person is a bad bitch they put on a smile but really they are evil. For example if you know a Teleah they are known to be bubbly and outgoing while they really are evil. Also they are known to be best friends with the names listed. Allyssa,Kate,Emily,Destiny, and many more.
BRUH did you see the girl laughing. Yeah that's a Teleah.
by karma is a bitch November 24, 2015
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televizzle

I watched the televizzle
by b rad April 17, 2003
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Telepromptor

A person whose reliance upon a teleprompter to such a degree that s/he is lost and unable to formulate a coherent sentence without utilizing the device is ridiculous and unbecoming.
Man: Oh look, Senator Smith is on all the networks giving a speech.
Woman: He's such a Telepromptor, sticks to the script and can put you to sleep with his lack of inflection.

Man: You're right, I'm already falling asleep.

John stood up before the class and, with a deadpan tone, addressed the students as a Telepromptor, lacking any emotion and boring everyone to death.
by Prolixity December 4, 2009
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teledump

Being dumped by your girlfriend over the telephone. The only worse way to break up is to cyberdumped (see cyberdump).
I just got dumped over the telephone, how much worse could it be? Oh yeah, well at least I didn't get cyberdumped, that'd just be fucking harsh.
by azenka June 14, 2003
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