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taint paint 

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.
"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
taint paint by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007
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acne on the breasts or found anywhere on the chest or breast region
damn that bitch has some mad tacne
tacne by god of asses March 16, 2005

Taint Paint 

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.
Taint Paint by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010

Lawn Taint 

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.
I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.
Lawn Taint by Q Hound July 28, 2011

J'taime beaucoup ! 

J'taime beaucoup ! is "I love you very much" in French.
I always say "J'taime beaucoup !" to my doggos, Deja Vu and Casey when it's time to go to their Wonder-Beds!
J'taime beaucoup ! by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

taint burgler 

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.
taint burgler by deedeeda July 24, 2006
Netflix is her bible. Antisocial af. Procrastinates like a bitch. Gets through life by saying “Fuck it” for any and every decision she makes. Only thing she has gained from school is being able to be productive with no sleep. Cares about her shoes more than most of the people in her life. Can recite the whole atla intro but can’t remember what a teacher said 10 seconds after they’ve said it.
“Taina you’re the loneliest person I know.”
Taina by tnjdmp January 22, 2019