by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.
"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.
by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night
This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick
This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick
by Whalebishopman293 April 24, 2020

by Fastasfkonabike February 9, 2022

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011
