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Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
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Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.
Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!
by akagipanda February 18, 2022
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Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them
Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!
by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020
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blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.
Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow
by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016
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Punch the Cow

Seize the day, take life by the horns. Alternatively, get it over with.
Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.
by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015
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Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.
"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"
by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021
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