The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
Get the Ass-lifemug. A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.
It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
Get the megaphone lifemug. The most slav youtuber in history. He will induce you with his slavness and make you forever gopnik.
Guy 1: You ever heard of this guy named Boris?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT
by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 2, 2018
Get the Life of Borismug. by osnap kevin January 29, 2009
Get the life alertmug. Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.
by XeL March 12, 2007
Get the life's not fairmug. When the skies of the grounds were one, the Legends, with their twelve forces, nurtered the tree of life. An eye of red force created the evil that coveted the heart of the tree of life and the heart slowly grew dry. To tend the embrace the heart of the tree of life, the Legends hereby devide the tree in half and hide each side. Hence, time is over-turned and space turns as skew. The twelve forces divide intro two and create two suns that lool alike into two worlds that seem alike. The Legends travel apart. The Legendes shall now see the same ski but shall stand on different grounds, shall stay on the same ground but shall see different skies. The day the grounds be kept a single file before one sky in two worlds that seem alike, the Legends will greet each other. The day the red force purified, the twelve forces will reunite into one perfect root, a new world shall open up.
"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT (/starts the video at 1:26)"
"what the hell is the tree of life"
"ahahah their mama is a tree"
"what the hell is the tree of life"
"ahahah their mama is a tree"
by sooyae February 16, 2013
Get the Tree of lifemug. A well-known and liked anime that premiered back in 2014. It was based off the light novel series of No Game No Life. It has made a large community and Shiro, one of the main protagonists, is seen as an iconic waifu among some viewers, particularly among loli lovers because she is 11 years old. It builds a large story and left the first season on a cliffhanger.
Though being an amazing anime, everyone is annoyed about how long they are waiting for a second season. No release date is yet set for a second season is set, and all we got so far is the movie "No Game No Life: Zero" in 2017.
Though being an amazing anime, everyone is annoyed about how long they are waiting for a second season. No release date is yet set for a second season is set, and all we got so far is the movie "No Game No Life: Zero" in 2017.
by J4ckStyp3 August 28, 2018
Get the No Game No Lifemug.