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Cowboy Bear Ninja

A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.

The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.
by town hall heckler April 24, 2012
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Cowboy ROJ

Vamsi, who is from Tennessee, reminding us it is a state too.
by Carr One December 8, 2003
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A professional victim’s organization based in Canada that promotes total civilian disarmament in Canada. The main inspiration for Cowboys for Social Responsibility, the Coalition for Gun Control (CGC) maintains that inanimate objects, mainly firearms, are responsible for homicide, femicide, infanticide, matricide, patricide, suicide, filicide, siblicide and every other known “cide” in the English language.
The Cowboys for Social Responsibility assume that if a person owns a firearm they are dangerous, particuarily men. If a man owns a firearm he will undoubably be more likely to beat his wife or kid.

The Cowboys for Social Responsibility recently defined the good folks at CanadianGunNutz as persons who buy firearms to be used AGAINST their wives, because knives kill more people than guns.
by CanadianGunOwner October 28, 2010
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cowboy the fuck up

To marshall your physical and mental resources and continue toward your goal. Cowboys of old were known for their stalwartness.
So you fell off your bike...you'd better cowboy the fuck up and try it again.
by Tasha December 24, 2004
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Flying German Cowboy

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.
by GreedtheAwesome April 8, 2011
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k-mart cowboy

a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, bigass belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and twangy ass accent just a little too hard...and its pretty clear that they aren't country
now i'm not country or anything...but that dude is a k-mart cowboy if i've ever seen one
by doctorkizzle March 6, 2008
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free cowboy hat

A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.
Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.
by doritoboi November 4, 2006
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