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Cleveland Steamer

Normally known for excreting fecal matter upon another's chest.

Also more popularly known for the Decision of 2010, where Lebron James pulled down his pants and excreted his fecal matter all upon the city of Cleveland (metaphorically speaking), as he turned his back on the city and team which ignored his calls and plights for a stronger cast of players around him after 5 years of waiting. A very controversial issue which the Cavs will never recover from.
Guy1: Did you hear the news about the Cleveland Cavs??
Guy2: Lebron leaving the Cleveland Steamer on the city??
Guy1: Yeah, they will never be able to recover from that one

Girl1: Mike just gave me the Cleveland Steamer
Girl2: Eww you let him poop on you??
Girl1: No, he turned his back on me after 5 long years of dating, maybe i shouldn't have kept ignoring him.....
Girl2: Oh kind of like the cleveland cavs and lebron james thing?
Girl1: totally like that
by LBJ6 Lover July 21, 2010
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gourmet steamer

also known as a gourmet steeamz, it consists of trapping a very classy pile of shit (..sometimes with little chunks of diamond instead of corn) trapped beneath one's covers. Often trapping some broad in a hot shit-infused ass sauna.
omg chad, please leave a nice gourmet steamer on my chest!
by johhny bigarms January 19, 2010
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Chicago Steemer

When a man has steaming diarrhea on a girls chest and then procedes to tittyfuck her.
That horny bitch let me give her a Chicago Steemer
by RASTABOOM May 22, 2010
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Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014
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Steamer bean

by v December 17, 2003
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Steamer

A person who is a fan and frequent user of Valve's gaming software: Steam, a notorious program known for running games such as Half-Life, Team Fortress 2 and Left 4 Dead.
Your such a Steamer
by Alexia Ashford October 10, 2010
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Oral Steamer

The act of violently excremating into someone's mouth and then rubbing it into the inside of his/her mouth with their own load in the attempt at sexual pleasure.
Bitch: Mmm.... I had the best night last night. Tom gave me an oral steamer!

Other Bitch: Thats fucking gross!
by Pwansandsteamers January 10, 2010
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