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statusise

To add information about ones life to their Facebook status. Usually information is added in jest, boredom or most commonly, boast.
Wow, last night was great I can't wait to statusise it! "Ann is happy that she had a great night".
by JaneyLau January 12, 2008
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Status Rash

A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.
OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!
by lpod85 September 11, 2009
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StatusBlank

Originally in Facebook.

The process of commenting on someone's status, by ignoring the status and posting a comment that is totally unconnected to the original topic in the hope of starting a different conversation entirely.
A StatusBlank can be anything that changes the discussion of someone's status immediately

Your Status: Just back from Holiday was great!

Friends comment: I've been on holiday too!

This is not a StausBlank, although it moves the conversation away from your holiday it is still in context.

an example of a great StatusBlank would be:

Your Status: Just back from Holiday was great!

Friends Comment: Oh my god i have just been burgled, was awful.
by Fabian2029 January 27, 2010
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statuslessness

a complete status deficiency, usually on facebook.
I don't know what to make my status on facebook anymore, so I guess I'm going through statuslessness.
by italianmama April 25, 2010
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Statusphobia

A condition in which a person fears not being able to update their facebook/myspace status at all hours of the day.
Guy 1: Did that bitch just update her status again?
Guy 2: Yeah she does it every 5 minutes I think she has statusphobia.
by Burrsketball May 6, 2010
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status review

when people review movies in their facebook status
dude: did you see Kick Ass?

friend: no, but i read hella good status reviews...
by chillchic11 May 10, 2010
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statute of relations

The limit by which one is obligated to help someone due to their relationship.
P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
by SLeepdepD August 27, 2010
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