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Stache

S-(tache) meaning from the full word my long pubic vagastache. Short way to include your vagina in any convo so that other's aren't totally grossed out at the thought you bring your vagina to every story time with friends.
Oh man I just waxed my stache today and it's so smooth I can't stop touching it!

No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.
by Emstuckhere December 2, 2014
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Stanley Cup

Honestly, the ugliest and most exaggerated trophy in all of sports. Unlike all other trophies, you would not know this is the championship cup for hockey if you looked at it. It looks more like an artifact that belongs in a church to represent the Holy Grail.

It got its name from its creator, a guy named the Lord Stanley of Preston, who was governor of Canada at the time. He bought a decorative punch bowl (Yes, a punch bowl) and made it the trophy. He had the words "Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup" engraved on one side of the outside rim, and "From Stanley of Preston" on the other side.
Person 1: What the hell is this sport, and what the hell is that massive thing he's carrying over his head?

Person 2: It's hockey, and that's the Stanley Cup they win as champions.

Person 1: Dear God...
by Trip'n June 24, 2010
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meow stache

A moustache, but repronounced very stylish by steven n. Nathan is a homo
Holy poopy buns, Kyle's meow stache is very lucious
by Mr. "x" May 22, 2004
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wide stance

to expel excrement from the bowels via the anal canal; move one's bowels .
"I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).
by Mason Lerner October 16, 2007
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Mexi-Stache

A full thick bushed mustache created my munching on a black fat bitches pussy.
Jimmy got a Mexi-stache last night from having a sweaty night with a negro.
by Jsilly10 March 22, 2011
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Stanley Steamer

When you take a dump in a girl's mouth and proceed to mouth fuck her.
I was having sex with Betty, when it dawned on me that a Stanley Steamer would top off the experience.
by Steve Hancock December 14, 2008
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Stankerous

by DUBS January 22, 2004
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