Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Stand

It is the manifestation of your own spirit and can be controlled using your mind or your commands. Comes from the manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. There are four (4) types of stands in the Ability section, five (5) types in the Form section, and five (5) types in the Special section. The strongest stand known to all humans is The World Over Heaven but is not cannon due to it only being used in the game Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:Eyes of Heaven.

Jotaro: So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Not much range, but immense power and precise movements.
DIO: I wanted to try a little test to find out just how much more powerful The World was, compared to your Star Platinum.

by Kill•A December 1, 2021

farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Picture stand

A thing hung on ur wall that has pictures on it and is named by gharabawy.

Gharabawy loves the picture stand on jumanas wall.

by Charli Demagorgan July 25, 2021

stand up/stood up

Normally pertaining to romance, dates, and drama.

1. /STAND UP/ verb, when a person performs the action of ignoring plans to meet with another person that they previously agreed to.

2. /STOOD UP/ verb, ad-verb, the past tense of stand up, normally used to describe the person being ignored.

Stand up/stood up
1. A: hey, you gonna go on that date with jim?
B: nah, I'll probably just stand him up.

2. A: why do you look so down?
B: I got Stood up last night. (Got being the main verb and stood up being the adverb)

by Joe-mah-moe November 14, 2023

American Stand-off

When 4 or more people are pointing weapons at each other ready for action.

I thought it was a group of friends at a party, it turned out to be an American stand-off!!

by Kanaryellow901 July 21, 2025

guy standing

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down

Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.

by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023