parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first

The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.

by Nageat July 13, 2015

One game stand

When you have so much fun with someone you as them to your friends list. Then a few months later you look at your list and go "who the hell is this?"
This is not to be confused with a one night stand.

SnIpEr_4_lYfE_420 and I had fun last night, it may be a one game stand though.

by Freedom2000 July 30, 2015

Standing O

An orgasm you get while standing

She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

standing goovation

Of pornograpic movies; the point in a scene, usually the end, where the male actor or actors rise to their feet and salute their female co-star for her fine sexual performance by showering her with their sticky fluid.

Ey, I was watching this film last night, she played the pink oboe so well that the entire cast gave her a standing goovation. She looked like a painters radio at the end

by Boozybloke November 22, 2016

stand for nothing

Stand For Nothing is an awesome punk-rock band from Bilbao. Their style is pretty unique, and eventhough they are young, they rock.

-That song Last Train by Stand For Nothing is sick!

by WalkingD41 December 16, 2016

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015