dead squirrel

dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it

Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."

by lil' Miss Sunshine October 9, 2008

SQUIRREL STAND

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.

I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!

by Stan Chinus February 8, 2008

Squirrel Nigger

Someone who is always the little spoon, never stops searching for his nut, and spends most of his time in a tree.

See that guy over there. That's Trevor Beck. He's such a squirrel nigger.

by LordoftheFlies March 27, 2014

The Squirrel

In an archaeological dig, men found a statue of a Squirrel. It was unclear when the Squirrel was made. The Squirrel is grey and is made of stone.

The Squirrel now resides in a cage in Ottawa, and is only freed when a score of 50 is acquired in the sport Flügenball.

Yesterday we got 104 hits in Flügenball. Do we get to see the Squirrel twice?

by A bird. January 18, 2010

Nike Squirrel

Someone who completely covers themselves in NIKE brand clothing, usually complimenting those who wear NIKE clothes, and reprimanding those who who wear other brands such as ADIDAS. These people often talk about the NIKE products they want to buy, and emphasize significant statements with a "NIKE BOOM!", or simply "BOOM!"

These people may be completely ignorant to things not pertaining to NIKE and or the sports they play.

Guy 1: "Ryan is such a Nike Squirrel."

Guy 2: "I know, yesterday I wore my Adidas shoes and he ranted for like ten minutes on why Nike is the superior brand."

Guy 3: "I swear he gets a new pair every month, and he tells everyone before he buys them."

by Botonist March 10, 2011

squirrel

someone who loves nutz! NUT LUVAHS

Get off dat man's nuts, SQUIRREL!!!!!

by Chipmunk July 18, 2003

squirrel

A slang term for a vagina.

"While you're over here those cheerleaders are over there, scamming on all your squirrel. But that's okay, cuz you don't have dicks anyway"

-Bring it On! The Movie.

by Seye November 20, 2003