Goo Squad

A fanbase so enthusiastic about their team that they are forever making ejaculation over each other.

Those Hawfies are a bloody Goo Squad

by Campaigner February 15, 2015

The Squidward

Stuffing your dick and balls against a glass window thus resembling Squidward's face.

My favorite way to pass time on the bus is to do The Squidward.

by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

fun squad

Police.
Authority group.
People seeking to quash enjoyment

E.g Damn better turn down the music the fun squad has just pulled up.

by Camthefish January 6, 2014

Squidward Torture Porn

Originally coined by Youtube Pooper "MoBrosStudios" in the early 2010's, and then picked up by The Mysterious Mr. Enter, a Squidward Torture Porn is an episode of Spongebob, where rather than actually tell an interesting humorous story, the writers fall into laziness and just decide to make Squidward's life a dry hell. In the earlier days of Spongebob, this formula was seldom used, and only when Squidward did something to deserve it. However after the departure of Stephen Hillenberg and all the other competent writers, these episodes became much more recurring, despite the fact that nobody likes them. These torture porns, though common, are not exclusive to Squidward. Anyone, even Spongebob himself, can be given these torture porns provided they either are in a benevolent mood, or just minding their own business. The best way to avoid becoming the subject of these torture porns is to behave like an unlikeable jackass, a skill that the formerly loveable Patrick Star has mastered.

Mark: I had to watch another new Spongebob ratings trap with my little brother yesterday.
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn

by RabidBadger1632 July 16, 2014

squad stays lit

When the group of acquaintances with which you belong remains "lit" or "turnt", usually meaning engaging in the recreational use of marijuana.

Guy 1: I'm 'bout to smoke this joint.
Guy 2: Ayy, squad stays lit!

by phimatt February 24, 2017

squadeded up

A word only to be used by Big shaq or Roadman shaq himself,

Meaning he is in a large group of friends that he always hangs out with.

Big shaq: "I'm alone right now, but everyday mans says 'squadeded up',"
"You know like that, asnee,"
Charlie Sloth: "What wa -- wha.."
Big shaq: "Squadeded up,"
Charlie Sloth: "Squadeded..?"

by catfish (redunite) October 29, 2017

Teen Girl Squad

A cartoon created by Strong Bad of homestarrunner.com. 4 girls between the ages of 13 and 19, who do various teenage activities, such as going to the mall, and being killed by a man with a large mouth. The leader of the group is Cheerleader, a rich girl who looks SO GOOD and has a boyfriend. She hangs out with So and So, What's her Face and The Ugly One. So and So is the smart one who is in love with Brett Bretterson, her friend she made up in first grade. What's her face is a depressed girl who gets all the bad luck, is only able to shop at thrift stores, and had to play bass in their band. The Ugly One is well, the ugly one. Her past accomplishments include having the teacher call her "young man" and wearing a three-piece swimsuit. There is also the man with a large mouth who appears in many of the episodes, often to somehow harm one of the four with a word that ends with "'d". Teen Girl Squad. It's SO GOOD!

Cheerleader: I'm so bummed that school is happening again this year.
Others: SO GOOD!
Cheerleader: Ya'll are so wack.
The Ugly One: Wiggidy Wack?
Cheerleader: Nope. Just regular type.

by The Lord Of Spam March 29, 2005