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Flying Spaghetti Monster

Is the true God of this world
Tramples all other religions.
The planets are actually meatballs.
God of the pastafarian religion.
Name of the sauce, the meat and the pasta, Spaghmon,
Please bless me with spaghetti for dinner tonight,
Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Spaghmon.
by Pastafarian is only religion August 19, 2017
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"slaughter-fuck".

it when you fuck a chick really hard and rough Hard core sex
"Damn dude i slaughter-fucked that chick i met last night she had bruses on her ass
by pimp daddy jay January 27, 2004
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spaghetti test

To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.

From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.
The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.
by billthecat February 9, 2010
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Alphabetical Slaughter

Sick rap by Papoose, where he single-handedly goes through the letters of the alphabet rhyming words that begin with that same letter from A-Z.
Here is the first letter of Alphabetical Slaughter -

Alert assassins at large allegedly automatic artillery angrily aimed
and aggressively
Accurate AK's able doorways adversary afraid as active ammunition
abraise
And accumulated an alias after arrested
And accompanied armed accessories as an adolescent
by MikeSuttonMayne July 29, 2011
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Spaghetti-ing

Verb. The act of tangling Ethernet cables in such a fashion that it is reminiscent of a large bowl of angel hair pasta while speaking with a technical support representative.
Support Rep: Now, take the wire running from your computer to your router and move it to the back of the modem.

Customer: Hang on, I've spaghettied my wires.

Support Rep: ...Spagettied?

Customer: Yeah, I'm spaghetti-ing my wires.

Support Rep: ...
by Support Rep June 28, 2007
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Eddie Spaghetti

When you pick a girl up, take her to the local car park, start hooking up, but then can’t get hard.
Ethan Jack: How was big red last night?
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.

Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!
by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021
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Spaghetti Take-Out

The action of eating a woman out while she is on her period. Blood may get into her public hair, and thus look like spaghetti.
See also Bad Idea
Woman 1: Wow, you're hot, I wanna give you a Slur-Pee
Woman 2: No, not today, I'm more red than 1963 Russia.
Woman 1: Well, in that case, how about some Spaghetti Take-Out?
Woman 2: Hmm...
(1 hour and 1 messy face later)
Woman 2: My stomach hurts, I'm hungry, I want chocolate, I want to go shopping, you don't love me anymore, etc.
by Kirby Riot (Big Jillie) November 24, 2004
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