Snellings

The act of excessive ejaculation, between eight and ten occurrences, during one 24-hour period.

Carl: "What have you been up to lately?"

Fred: "I've been working on my Snellings the last few days. I got to 10 'rub-em-outs' two days ago. That last jank was shooting sawdust."

by Freemone233 August 28, 2010

Shell Crack

When swimming in an ocean or a body of water with shells in it, you go to change out of your swimming suit and shells pour all over the floor and are stuck up in your ass.

After I swam in the Atlantic Ocean, I went home to take a shower and I had some serious Shell Crack!

by Kaneloke November 5, 2007

shell

1. An aversion to social interaction or an ineptitude forthwith.
2. An aversion to sexuality and the social concept of sex.

Claire needs to come out of her shell.

by Regenerate January 2, 2009

Tom Selleck

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.

After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..

by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005

sellout

When a crappy band finally makes a song that sounds good.

It's a commonly held belief that Metallica's sellout song is "Wherever I May Roam", an excellent piece of music.

by Mike May 8, 2006

shell toes

adidas shoes

I got shell toes on I don't wear them Tims ~Knoc-Turn'Al~

by Ish March 16, 2004

Puka Shell Necklace

A Puka Shell Necklace is the same thing as a "pearl necklace", only in an undisturbed and now dried state.

"Yeah man, Jessica and I completely passed out after I gave her a pearl necklace. She woke up with a puka shell necklace on."

by Spargett June 13, 2009