Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

candy sausages

An interjection used when you fail at something or make a mistake.

"Oh candy sausages!" I screamed as I got back my test.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.

"Its because she loves the halal sausage"

by H E March 18, 2015

Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

wiener sausage

A wiener sausage is someone with a small penis but it's god damn cute. Have you seen a wiener sausage?

I have a wiener sausage down my pants.

by Abwilly July 6, 2016

Blood sausage

Your dick. After period sex, enough said

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage

by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016