skatepark slut

A skatepark slut is a stupid female who feels the need to hang around the skatepark a minimum of 3 times a week, to do absolutely nothing but sit there, usually in their element or volcom wear that they got from Pac Sun, and look cute just in case one of the skaters happens to take a break and look their way. (Even tho that is absolutely ridiculous because guys are their to skate, not to pick up girls). Usually once a week, a skatepark slut will ask to borrow some guys board and attempt to skate down a ramp, and 100% of the time she will fall on her ass and giggle like the stupid slut she is...winning her no points what-so-ever with any guy. (unless he wants some action)

skatepark slut: oh hey jonny can i see your board for a second? (annoying giggle)
johnny: uh ya sure
skatepark slut:(still giggling annoyingly as she climps up the ramp) omg do you think i should try this, omg im going to...wait! omg im scared *more giggling*okay here i go!!!
*falls on her ass, with more trying to be cute laughs*

by kaleyissuperawesome12 January 02, 2006

music slut

A person who listens to only the current popular music, regardless of its quality. Some are likely to criticize those who hold interest in any music outside of the mainstream.

Al-"Fuck man, no one listens to the shit you listen to."
Steve-"Shut up Al, you're such a music slut."

by BryanJ October 18, 2003

Cake slut

Noun

A post-pubescent female that indulges in more than one dessert at the same sitting.

That skanky cake slut, Wilma, ate the last two pieces of birthday cake at work today.

by Señor Bob Chipes November 06, 2013

The Golden Slut

The state of not being able to walk because of anal penetration every day for a minimum of a month without lube the skin is chafed away leaving The arsehole to look like a black void

Cooper decided he wanted to become the golden slut

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

tunnel slut

A whore that works the homeless in underpasses and subway tunnels. Made famous by the band INSEX.

She is the best tunnel slut a homeless man could ever ask for.

by Daddy Drake September 17, 2007

slut slab

A slut slab is created when you have a king size box spring underneath a queen size matress with no frame. The extra hangover created is the slut slab. Slut slabs come in handy when sluts unfortunately have to sleep over.

"Dude that sluts getting dropped off is she crashing with you"
"Yea but she's sleeping on the slut slab"

"Wanna cuddle"
"Fuck no, get on yo slab hoe"

by Scrib5 April 19, 2010

Slut unit

A group of sluts who stick together, are besties, and support each others sluttiness.

"They are so powerful, an absolute slut unit."

by Bigdickslut96 June 25, 2021