sitcho

(verb - slang)
To strongly encourage a person to briskly sit down and remain seated.

You need to sitcho butt down in that chair.

I told you to sitcho self down.

by DivaVocals August 31, 2020

Sitter

A small, heavy-set woman can be referred to as a "sitter".

The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.

Yo, I was trying to mack on Angela that tight Asian spinner at the party last night hoping she'd act like a propeller on my cock back at my apartment, but she bailed early so I picked up her sitter friend Beth. Man, that chick just squatted on my dick all night like she was living in a foreclosed house and wouldn't leave.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Sitting Sid

crybaby ass bitch who loves ice cream and attention

Sitting Sid and Sitting Squid went to get ice cream after a long day at work.

by Shin Su Choo April 11, 2022

Sitty Kitty

(noun.) Someone who is having an awesome time on Ketamine and then fkn ruins it by sitting down and passing out.

You see Matt passed out over there? What a Sitty Kitty

by no-sitty-kitty July 26, 2022

curb situation

A seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.

I had a curb situation today at the craft store today. Here's what happened:

Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"

by Adam Stratton July 11, 2007

flamingo situation

n. Two or more persons or groups engaged in attempting to appear worse than, or create circumstances worse than the other parties. A race to the bottom.

From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.

Democrats and Republicans-is there a more classic flamingo situation?

by anagramman June 2, 2009

shit sites

sites that come up in google search results that don't actually have what your looking for

I googled it but I just got a bunch of shit sites

by SexyPanda33 January 25, 2011