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granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.
When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014
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Wish shopping

Place where you can shop items in very cheap prizes, until 'the one minute -90%'-offer goes out. It's shopping in web so you get what you didn't want.
"I bought this shirt and bag in Wish Shopping app!"
"I wish you didn't, those are too small."
by Rinkelitar July 13, 2017
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Thrift Shopping

Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.
Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.
by KRiver February 14, 2020
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secondhand grocery shopping

Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.
Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.

Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.

Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!
by ELRAYDENADA April 26, 2009
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Jack slapping

the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. The user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.
A: Dude i totally "Jack-Slapped" Steve in the face earlier!
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!

C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.
by That_dude_down_the_street October 13, 2013
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Shopping cart

1. The giant basket on wheels that your mother pushes around the food that she had better be cooking later that nght.
Chuck: My wife just went to the store, apparently she filled her shopping cart.

Mark: Damn man you are going to be eating a lot tonight.

Chuck: Damn right I am, I will maker her cook it all.
by buddhaman11 January 10, 2011
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schwapping it

to masturbate. It is just another one of the billions of names for male masturbation.
Simone: Hey, you got to check out this new porn I made it will make you touch yourself.
Phil: No thanks, I have schwapping it since I've been here.
by Founding Father of Schwap December 12, 2006
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