Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).

Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

by Roadiesteve February 5, 2010

Otto-Sexual

A person who Gets off/ masturbates to pictures of themself.

Bro. i think im Otto-Sexual... I spent 3 hours last night jackin' it to pictures of myself

by LexLexLexLuther June 28, 2012

Asymptotic Sexual

A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.

Also called Asymsexual.

Because Mary believes in stupid promise rings, she won't have sex until marriage. However, everything else is fair game, including blowies and anal. She is a total Asymptotic Sexual.

by ProfessorOtter December 1, 2013

My-sexual

An attraction to people you find attractive. It may or may not cover straight, bi, gay, pan, demi, or even asexual people. You are attracted to only people you find attractive and are tired of telling people or explaining to them what you sexuality is. Especially if you are pan and are tired of people making the "Oh so you're attracted to pans." joke over and over again.

Friend who's annoyingly personal: "So are you straight, gay, bi, demi, pan?"
Me: "I'm my-sexual."
Fwap: "What's that?"
Me: "It means stop asking me, I'm attracted to whom I find attractive and you're not one of them."

by Ragnellrok September 23, 2016

Non sexual companionship

When your boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you but wants to keep everything else the same

Since I masturbate, I don't need to have sex with my girlfriend. Were now in a non sexual companionship

by ImAllGoodInTheHood September 3, 2018

DK Sexual

the act of being so in love with DK Metcalf that you get hard to his tweets and are turned on by his acrobatic catches. You blush when you see him post on Instagram.

Wow look at Micah he is such a DK Sexual every time he looks at Metcalf he gets a boner!

by DKSexual14 December 27, 2020

weeknd sexual

someone who is extremely obsessed and in love w The Weeknd aka Abel tesfaye.

- stargirl xo

im Weeknd sexual!!

by stargirl xo June 4, 2022