Secret Gay Boyfriend

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.

Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."

by john in boston August 1, 2005

carbonated vaginal secretion

A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.

"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"

by Jazzyj October 4, 2007

secret noodle shack

where a fat chinese person called Henry Chen goes before music every day

"where's Henry?"
"At his secret noodle shack"

by SPACE NINJA!!! October 7, 2009

secretary booth

What old men from Mexico call the desk a secretary sits behind.

Honey, what's the name of that girl that sits in Dr. Valdez' secretary booth?

by pimp juice from family feud March 26, 2010

Semetarian

A person who claims to not partake in the indulgence of any animal products, but still swallows cum. Like the term pescatarian, which combines the the Italian word for fish with vegetarian, Semetarian combines the the Italian word for semen with vegetarian.

I don't eat meat, or wear leather, but I do swallow jizz, therefore I am a Semetarian.

by wpeterson March 28, 2011

secret sausage

when you turn the lights off to have sex but you have your buddy put their sausage in her.

hey man I wanna give my girl that secret sausage tonight.

by Korianthunder March 22, 2016

secret

the prettiest national show horse in the world and the sweetest

secret is so sweet

by hey i was down just fine December 11, 2016