Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025

crank seat

a seat in the shower designed for a pleasureable experience

yo bro, im finna go hit the crank seat, ill be back in a jiffy

by bigswizzledizzle December 11, 2025

Run Up On The Seat

This is the maneuver when one has lost all control of the lockage and now has autopilot engaged for the rest of the performance . This can also refer to when one is commended for the stellar activities he/she performs in the space .

Ashton run up on the seat full throttle simultaneously locking the music. " Mdf Adrian dii run on the seat with this outfit bey”

by Town242 June 19, 2021

Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

Toilet seat killer executed

by tenzla June 21, 2021