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Seating disorder

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Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.

Usually affects women.
"Dude I can't get out, her chair's too far out"
"Yeah, she's got a serious seating disorder."
by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008
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Similar to "Fives" or calling "shotgun", "Quack Quack Seatback" is a common way to lay short-term claim to a seat you're about to vacate when with a larger group. Sometimes shortened to "Quacks."
Person A: "Hey, you stole my seat."
Person B: "It's my seat now."
Person C: "No, he called Quack Quack Seatback. Move it."
by Joe G! January 5, 2006
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Seatbelt

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The act of seatbelting becomes necessary when the penis of the human male becomes erect in public place. The male will place his erect penis underneath his belt to keep it under control and out of sight. It also feels absolutely fantastic.
I was in math class when I started getting hard, but I fuckin' seatbelt -ed that shit.
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Seattle Car Wash

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Bob: your car's getting pretty dirty--you should get it washed

Joe: Nah, I'll just wait for a Seattle car wash
by therealduffman October 5, 2011
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Club Seating

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Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.
"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."
by clubman1898 February 5, 2008
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Seatbelt It Up

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To "Seatbelt it up" is to tuck a rather awkward boner up into the elastic of your jocks/briefs as to hide it from the general public.
Dave - Oh man I just got a hard on from that girl, what should I do??

Nick - Relax mate, just Seatbelt it up and away you go!
by C-Man-AU March 23, 2011
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Seattle

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My favorite city.

It is best known for:
"Grunge, Cappachino, and Heroin"-from the book Kurt Cobain...

and it is also known for Bill gates's existance and lots of rain!

Good things come out of seattle too...LIKE NIRVANA WAHOO!
Seattle Rocks. i wish i lived in seattle. but no, i have to live in south carolina. the goddamn hick state. im moving to seattle when i get older.
by Ka August 9, 2004
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