twin screw steamer

A sexual position involving 3 persons in which 2 are male and 1 is female. This position most similarly represents the “Eiffel Tower”, while the female presents herself to perform fellatio on one male whilst being penetrated by the other from behind. She will then be spun by both males such that she resembles a roticery chicken being cooked / steamed. This, this ambitious position has coined the phrase the “twin screw steamer”

Aragorn, Legolas and Mrs. Gamgee had a great twin screw steamer last night. Too bad she got so dizzy!

by Fuck Samwise January 28, 2021

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turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

by Sexydimma January 1, 2012

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anti-reverse screw over

(noun) When someone makes it seem like you are screwing them over but in reality screws you over, usually when they give you consent to screw them over playing around but do it to you for reals and get away with it.

Jen thought she walked over Fred for reals when Fred said it was okay playing around but then did it to her for reals, so Fred performed an anti-reverse screw over.

by Resbyall July 15, 2014

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