sweatermeat

The breasts, especially spectacular breasts.

Check out the sweatermeat on the new chick behind the counter! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Mo Dixley September 18, 2005

nugg sweats

after eating many nuggets you acquire the sweats

Bro beans, I just ate 47 nuggets and now I have the nugg sweats

by The furious beaver June 11, 2020

Devil's Seat

-the seat for when someone takes a number 2 and there is no toilet-paper in the holder. This is one of the worst moments in a person's life for the already started pooing.

Bob: How was the bathroom?

Bill: Aw it was the worst. They stall ran out of toilet paper, so I was in the Devil's seat for 30 minutes until a maintenance man finally came in for more.

by Cpt. BOSS SAUCE May 26, 2012

car seat headrest

a sutile form of saying you are either gay and furry OR you have never felt the touch of a woman

-dude i love car seat headrest!
-damn you should look for a therapist

by regiregiregi December 6, 2020

Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.

by BNov December 4, 2007

sweaty as balls

A temperature that can only be achieved with the tightly packed cramming of many college students in a single dorm room which does not have air conditioning.

Sully: Dude, it's sweaty as balls in here.

Gay-Ben: Yeah, probably because there's no air conditioning.

by OverlyConfidentObeseWoman November 28, 2013

Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl

A girl who is chill and gives no fucks. She tells it like it is and is legit. She is true to herself and to the people around her. She is able to look beautiful without makeup and she knows what she wants; she is not high maintenance. She can kick it with her boyfriend without having to go out and being entertained. Music is a big part of her life and she likes simple things like movie nights. Sadly, this type of girl is very rare.

She is so chill and down to earth she is like a sweatpants-ponytail girl.

by greenmonster733 December 12, 2013