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swaffelen

Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys).

The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.

History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!
Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.
by Jan-Frans den Swaffelaer March 13, 2007
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swaggerstat

/swəgərstæt/
Anything that controls the swagger of a system. Fluctuations in swag can be attributed to, but not limited to, the addition or sudden absence of a dope stride, fly duds, or fresh beats.
This party be weak. Turn up dem tunes and crank up that swaggerstat!
by YoungChris June 9, 2011
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Swaghetti

A food eaten by those with lots of swag. It is often accompanied by Swagu.
Regular Guy, "I had some good cereal for breakfast this morning."

Swag Guy, "I had Swaghetti."
by Activsquirrel November 30, 2011
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Swagbito Uchiha

The legendary leader of the Swagkatsuki who roams the YouTube universe armed with nothing but his wits and some swagalicious sunglasses.
Guy 1: Shikas Clouds just uploaded another video dude!

Guy 2: Sweet!! Can't wait to see Swagbito Uchiha's comments!

Guy 1: Wait, who?

Guy 2: We've been friends for 11 years… but I don't think we can be friends anymore.
by CinnamonToastPunch July 18, 2014
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seagull swallow

when a girl swallows a guy's load without closing her mouth.

Swallowing cum with her mouth open.
I watched as my gf did a seagull swallow in front of me! It was erotic.
by Don-x October 16, 2008
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Dick Swagger University

The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.
That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!

Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.

Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.

What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.
by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011
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Ultimate Emmet Swag

Chris Pratt is the originator of Emmet Swag. Because he played the incredible character Emmet, from the awesome movie, The Lego Movie. So he gets the transcendent title of having "Ultimate Emmet Swag".
- "You know Chris Pratt?"
"From The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah! He has Ultimate Emmet Swag!"
by Jacobawitz1 July 6, 2014
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