You lost your gawtamn socks?! 

Have you lost the fucking plot?!?!

(Brought to you from the scrupulous, impervious and enigmatic Steven Haynes. Remember no d's in gawtamn. Pause.)

Dad: Son, take out the trash.
Son: You take out the trash.
Dad: You lost your gawtamn socks?!

You lost your gawtamn socks?! by kuttino1 December 16, 2021

Suck my ass 

For all the haters who think they are good and better than everybody else.

"And then I said suck my ass!"

"Give me a time and place slut!!"

Suck my ass by Illuminati August 25, 2014

Suck Up Art

A generality, used to cause abstract thought in those who experience that which is KevRo.

"Yo KevRo, can I have one of those 'Suck Up Art' bumper stickers?"
"Certainly."
"What does the phrase mean, exactly?"
"Whatever you want it to mean."

Suck Up Art by instrumentoffear May 27, 2009

suck flute

A musical instrument a lady will play when she wants to make an exceptionally large purchase with her man's credit card.

One day, she wanted a new Louis Vuitton handbag. That night, she played the suck flute for her man. She played it so well, she could have been a member of the New York symphony. The next day, she purchased the handbag with her man's credit card.

suck flute by JayLovesHolly February 23, 2011

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day 

A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked

Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 17, 2018

Thigh High Socks 

Socks that go past the knee, and reach up to the thigh. Sometimes used as a term for thigh high stockings, which are thinner amd sheerer fabric. Thigh highs are worn with skirts and shorts, often with converse or knee boots. Thigh highs are considered sexy, as they often reveal only a portion of the leg. Not to be worn by people who can't brave knee socks.

Guy 1: Damn, did you see Stacy today?

Guy 2: No. What about her

Guy 1: She wore these white socks. They were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was HOT.

Guy 2: Thigh high socks? I gotta see that.

Thigh High Socks by Chick in Thigh Highs September 19, 2009

Party socks 

Socks worn during sex.
Worn when it is extremely cold or when kinkiness is needed.

it was -2 degrees at her house so i wore my party socks...
oh hes so hot in his party socks...

Party socks by Luken June 24, 2007