stumping

Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.

His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.

Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.

by TheCurmudgeon July 4, 2012

slumped out

washed out ,played ,done

wow that player is slumped out

by laid back April 9, 2009

Slump

Adjective describing ones clothing. Means clothing that is comfortable. Clothes that are slump can be anything comfortable but are usually loose and baggy, sometimes referred to as stoner clothes. Only girls use the term slump because they post it on Facebook to show people they don't always dress like a slut. Normal people don't need to tell others they're dressed "slump" because it's basically telling people "hey I'm dressed casually today, isn't that great!?" no it's not. Dressing slump is comfortable and nothing is wrong with it, but showing off being dressed slump is stupid, generally people should avoid using this term unless you want to be looked down upon.

Matt-"yo John, you dressed pretty slump"
John-"dude I always dress like this, it's comfortable. Don't use that word, it's gay."

Matt-"hey Ariana, you're not dressed like a slut today!"
Ariana-"I know I'm soo slump, I like being comfortable over looking slutty, unlike those other bitches."
Matt-"shut the fuck bitch."

by TheGoodS December 30, 2011

stumpy

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on

A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole.

by wildman March 30, 2005

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

stumptown stash and beard collective

The Portland Oregon chapter of Beard Team USA founded by Brian J. Snoderly, Thomas Hughes, & now president Justin Cate.

Stumptown Stash and Beard Collective hosts the 2011 West Coast Beard & Mustache Championships.

by Sideshow Psycho Wax May 29, 2011

stumpmaster

A farm kid or sheepherder who has been generally unlucky with human females.

That young stumpmaster got caught with his pecker in a Blackhead Persian in his back pasture last week.

by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011