When a city road worker shits on your chest, while wareing his orange vest and yellow hard hat, as a homeless guy trys to jerk you off for beer money.
My wife is staying at her sister's this week, I think I'll go to Forth street for a good Cincinnati Steamer ...
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A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.
Another name for The Mummy.
Another name for The Mummy.
by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005
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A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.
Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010
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by Poling May 13, 2003
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While lovers are having intercourse, one will release the diarrhea onto the other's face and body and spread it all over them with their body and limbs.
While lovers are having intercourse, one will release the diarrhea onto the other's face and body and spread it all over them with their body and limbs.
Jeremy wasn't feeling very well one night, and in an attempt to perform the Cleaveland Steamer on his partner, he accidentaly let out the Minneapolis Steamer. Jeremy and his partner then made the best of the situation and beganing rubbing the fecal matter all over each other.
by Kamf November 7, 2008
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