When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
by MainveinShane11 January 20, 2019

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0
by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024

Mem"did you see that?" Ren "No!" Mem"that girl across the road in the blue dress just got stamped by that other girl in the green hat"
by renmem July 12, 2022

When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face
by Jim I am September 14, 2021

When you take the tip of your penis and slap it across a persons face, it will leave a red mark in a shape reminiscent of Darth Vadars helmet.
by Horn December 5, 2013

When a man leap frogs over another person and slaps them in the back of the head with their genitals.
by SinLust1319 February 1, 2024
