forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.
Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.
by carLito picante January 21, 2014
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Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.
I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job
by ji.glas March 23, 2022
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Elevator Spooning

When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.
Man that old guy was really close to you, its like he wanted to start elevator spooning.
by Kbrock723 March 02, 2013
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magic spoons

slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.
Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!
by jdawd March 09, 2009
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Tactical spoon

He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2

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by Arnelio zodynelis February 03, 2022
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spoon straw

An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!
Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!
by loky-lok February 08, 2008
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rent'em spoon

An idea that is not logical, feasible or legal.
Your plan to fight Mike Tyson is a rent'em spoon idea
by theeultimateone November 06, 2020
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