shitty dick

Talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened

Robert: Dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself

Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick

by Chickenbone1993 March 12, 2009

shitty hindu

A combination of the Hindu Dot, the Arabian Goggles, and the Gonzo Nose. Essentially, one places their crap-laden asshole on the forehead of the sexual partner to produce a dot reminiscent of the dot's many Hindi's wear. In the process, one places the testicles over the eyes of the partner, and for good measure, places the penis over the nose so as to represent the elongated nose of Gonzo the muppet.

Tyler really wanted to show his girlfriend who was boss, so he gave her the Hindu Dot with the Arabian Goggles, and for good measure he slapped on the Gonzo Nose - now that's a Shitty Hindu!

by xer0negative December 28, 2007

Smithy

a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown+crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!

"wheres smithy"
"he's doing judo"
"oh fuck off he wouldn't wear anything in white"

by Phil Fee September 20, 2003

smithy

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.

"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."

by plincodestroy December 9, 2008

smutty

a sus ass goofy hoe

kassandra fucked me and topped up my nigga in the same night therefore she smutty

by strappeddyke May 20, 2019

smutty

a) A girl that sleeps in your housemate’s bed on a regular basis. She may or may not pay rent, and she may or may not be well liked by the previously mentioned housemate. She is normally a member of a sorority.

b) A general term for a slutty girl in or from New Jersey.

Plural – Smutties

"Hey (insert housemate's name) where is your sumtty tonight?"

Man, there sure are a lot og Theta Phi Alfa smutties here tonight

by A-dog February 4, 2005

SHITTYMCFUCKERMUFFIN

THE BEST WORD EVER. like its muffins made of sex. its like sextastic like paul mccartney, john lennon, ringo starr and george harrison are. like SEX.

john: YOUR A SHITTYMCFUCKERMUFFIN!

paul: SEXNUGGETS!

by beatlesaresex January 26, 2010