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Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.
That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon
by Joseph369 June 29, 2020
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Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.
James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.
by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021
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street-smarts

all the education, business savvy, know how and skills that the person outside outside of the official education system and outside the family setting.
boy one: who do you think Donald Trump is more likely to hire at the end his show The Apprentice, is it someone who is school-smart and possibly Ivy League educated, or someone who has more street-smarts?

boy two: dunno. we'll have to watch until of this season of The Apprentice and find out.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow
the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98
by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024
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Scum smart

A person who is already identified as scum, but has an uncanny ability to retain knowledge relevant to criminal activities such as claiming benefits fraudulently and convince others they are right and justified to have them
You have to be scum smart to live in the slums and still afford a Mercedes and designer gear.
by Stormtrooper in Stilettos June 15, 2023
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Smart

I wish I was smart
by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018
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steve smart

The best DJ ever on kiss fm #fnk #snk on for 4 hours and has a great taste of music
by jarveyboy03 November 9, 2013
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