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Silent Secret

When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.
When i pulled out i grabbed her hair and gave her a silent secret. She didn't even hear it cumming!
by ninjawise December 13, 2019
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secret twnti of hellish

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by No13ob September 27, 2025
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in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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Secrets of worldwide participants

We all know Preshy now today we would be talking about her secrets,

Now Preshy was allegedly raped by Sammy whennn Sammy was dating Oma you might think preshy did not like it but she did!!! She officially cheated on palm wine. THERE IS A VIDEO ON THE WORLDWIDE YOUTUBE CHANNEL SBOUT ALL THIS. you guys think preshy is holy or a "good girl" but she isn't she has had sex with Sammy multiple times But she is now a changed girl tho and yes Preshy ad Benjamin had once dated before so there you have it folks so the real question is "SHOULD PRESHY AND PALM WINE BE DIVORCED???''
SECRETS OF WORLDWIDE PARTICIPANTS pt5
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
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Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 16, 2023
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Secret

I can't tell you its a secret
It was a secret that Dave was gay, but everyone knew it
by Cute lil bitch March 18, 2019
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