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salty sea lion

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"
by hamster face April 21, 2009
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Sea Food Lover

One who truly enjoys eating pussy; i.e. cunnilingus. Derived from pussy translating to fish box. See also fish eater.
Male #1: "Have you ever eaten pussy?"

Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."

Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."
by speaks4 January 25, 2008
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The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
by Sea sailor October 26, 2014
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flock of sea guls

When running to the bog for number 2's and when you get there you shit your entire bowels out in milliseconds.
That last turd i had was like a flock of sea guls.
by Bedworthman December 23, 2008
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Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
by me old fruity July 18, 2011
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Sea Level Club

sex on the deck of a boat, presumably at "sea level"
Bored with the formal tour, my girlfriend and I went to the marine bathroom and joined the Sea Level Club.
by Rex Mundi 3 September 30, 2008
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Sea water in the reactor

Describing a vain, last-ditch effort to resolve a hopeless problem, often borne out of desperation. The measure normally has little to no chance of preventing an adverse result, and is often little more than a token display of action by the responsible party.

Refers to the effort by authorities to use sea water to flood damaged reactors at the Fukushima Nuclear plant in March 2011. Although no viable options presented themselves in the face of impending meltdown, the gambit to use sea water had little chance of success and in fact ran the risk of producing flammabile hydrogren as a byproduct.
From fifty five yards out and with the wind in their face, the team's decision to kick a last minute field goal was little more than sea water in the reactor.

When the near-bankrupt company tried to find a buyer for its worthless assets, almost all observers saw the move as being no better than running sea water through the reactor, and that insolvency was unavoidable.
by hammertime0101 March 31, 2011
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