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Screwed the Pooch

When you really screw up. Mess things up royally.
He screwed the pooch when he wrecked his truck.
by Georgia Rooster February 27, 2019
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Screwed by screw

When a carpentry screw is screwed slowly into one's uretha and quickly ripped out.
My cock hasn't stopped bleeding since I was screwed by screw
by Jakestastyballs December 5, 2019
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Screw-Fix

Code word for sex, when walking up to a stranger (prearranged) at the back of a Co-Op. Must get out IPhone, pretend to not understand directions and say screwfix in strangers ear. The recipient has to suck his own finger in his mouth and then rub it in other chaps ear.
I don’t understand your directions to Screw-Fix
by DirtyOxMan December 29, 2020
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Steiner Screwdriver

Names after Scott Steiner.

A wrestling move that usually starts out with a wrestler picking up another wrestler in a stalling suplex position from a shortened amount of time. Then the wrestler rotates the person taking the move towards him slightly into a tombstone type position. Then the person giving the move executes a sitout tombstone piledriver.

*This can be very dangerous if the person taking the move doesn't know how to protect himself. Don't wrap your arms around the persons waste like a tombstone piledriver because you usually end up dumped on your head from that. The person taking it should wrap their right arm over the top of the shoulder towards his opponent and link his other arm under the armpit area and clutch his wrists tightly together. You should also tuck your head in.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not respondsible for what you do with this move. Exercise good judgement and remember that Jesus love you.
Search youtube for Steiner Screwdriver for an example of the move.
by Atell18 July 14, 2009
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kill screw marry

its a game you play where you name three people and the other person says who they would kill, screw or marry
Person 1:Kill screw marry: Garrett, Joey, Grant
Person 2: I would kill joey, screw Garrett and marry Grant.
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 5, 2012
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Redneck Screwdriver

A mixed drink that is a variation of the classic screwdriver. The Redneck screwdriver is 1 part moonshine and 2 parts sunny delight.

More commonly though, the redneck screwdriver uses bottom shelf vodka, since moonshine is hard to find.
"Whadda ya'll drankin"

"Li'l shine, and li'l sunny-dee"

"Sweet damn! Mix me up one of d'em Redneck Screwdrivers too gad dangit, I'm parched."
by speeditdown May 17, 2013
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the screw

"jeez did he just hit him with the screw!"
by lil rarch January 10, 2018
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