Salted

an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.

Tony was salted after he tripped in front of the 10 hottest girls in school

by Jawayne September 10, 2003

salted

To be high on bath salts

"Bro, I'm so salted right now"

Person 1: "You salted, bro?"
Person 2: "You know it"

Person 1: "Let's get salted!"
Everyone: "Hell yeah!"

by l33tl0rd April 24, 2014

chuck salt

When a male masturbates or copulates so often in a short space of time, he reaches the point at which he can no longer ejaculate.

Often accomplished by 14 year old Counter Strike players.

"I wanked 9 times on Tuesday; by the seventh toss I was beginning to chuck salt!"

by foxyfoxo October 3, 2006

Nevada Salt Flats

Usually performed while fucking a woman doggie-style, a man gives a woman the Nevada Salt Flats when he pulls out and cums on her ass and back. He then spreads it across the same area so that, when it dries, it forms a thin, salty, crusty layer resembling the thin layer of crusted salt covering the Nevada Salt Flats. Can also be done on the stomach or face, if you can find a woman who will let you jiz on her face, spread it all over, and let it dry.

I was fucking that bitch from behind last night but I didn't wanna knock her up so I gave her the Nevada Salt Flats!

by St Dorothy Mantooth January 11, 2009

brush the salt

A phrase used to signal that someone has been owned/pwned/shown up.

David: Lincoln was TOTALLY the 14th President of the United States.
Lee: No, see Wikipedia says he was was the 16th president! Brush the salt!

by edoh June 25, 2009

saltine

The of cuming and then drying it with a blow dryer, cutting it into the shape of a cracker, adding salt on top of it and then having a random girl eat it.

Wow dude check it out that girl just swallowed that saltine whole.

by A.E.P. time three May 2, 2011

The Saltinez

A newb warez site that is run by juvenile boys who think they are tough because they can say "nigger" and not get their asses kicked. Stick to your 1337, kids.

The owner, Rambo4104, could also be associated with "no life", "sits at home downloading and uploading movies for enjoyment", and "cherry pie".

Guy: We at The Saltinez hate niggers.

NERO: I'm so 1337 with my paint sigs. Everyone look at my faggot ass hair.

by NERO.. December 14, 2008