reverse card

Red reverse card: The original reverse card; does exactly what you think it does, turns the insult back on the opposing force

Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives

Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well

Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card

Verb. (Re-ver-s ca-r-d)
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit

insert reverse card of the respective color

by HelloShaunTheSheep April 29, 2021

reverse shawlift

The act where items that you or your company owns is stolen while performing service at their site.

I had to go to the store and get more batteries and pens, because I got reverse shawlifted so much at that one company

by Ral_phie January 24, 2010

Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.

Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!

by GypsyEyes666 September 2, 2020

Reverse Caveman

When a cave-lady drags a caveman by the beard back to the cave for sex.

Don't make me reverse caveman you right now.

by Kelllissa June 23, 2013

reverse cosby'd

when you slip a rufie in a chick's drink and your drinks somehow get switched

"bro how did you end up passed out in that indian guy's garden?"
"ion know man, i think i got reverse cosby'd"

by ashthecoolest December 5, 2016

Homo-reversal

Homo-reversal is a word used in central New Zealand. It describes someone who has died, who was previously widely thought to be an idiot, but now that they have died, people now speak well of them.

Person A: "Bob was such a great guy, why did he have to die?"

Person B: "No he wasn't. He was a dick head. That is homo-reversal."

by Nimrod111 May 7, 2009

Reverse Optimism

The act of being optimistic about negative ideas, actions, or facts.

The glass is half empty... But that's okay because its a glass full of feces

Mike: We haven't been backed up on orders for a while now.
Jeremy: Yah we don't have alot of "good problems" right now
Chris: Fantastic, Fewer problems!!!!
Mike: Hey douche, reverse optimism isn't going to help us right now.

by mdwong August 19, 2009