Going commando (without underwear) while wearing jeans. Which is a really stupid thing to do, because jeans are tight and stiff and rough and would make it extremely uncomfortable.
1:"Karen wasn't wearing any underwear last night."
2:"But she was wearing jeans. She went retarded!"
2:"But she was wearing jeans. She went retarded!"
by Oren February 23, 2005
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dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."
dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."
dude 1- "Shut up."
dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."
dude 1- "Shut up."
by jacob1012 December 4, 2009
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Something that your over affectionate girlfriend names you because the bag on the ground looked like a big retarded bug.
by bronzelightning December 26, 2008
Get the big retarded bug mug.A state of being that primarily exists in the young and foolish. Someone who has been no place, almost no education, no life experience. Yet, they know everything, have been everywhere, and have been through it all. Serves no purpose in the world other than being an annoyance to those who do.
You would think his constant embarrassment would be a clue. How can someone be so unknowingly retarded?
by WAR SPYD3R January 28, 2009
Get the Unknowingly Retarded mug.A term given to one that has trouble dancing or keeping a Rhythm. Also given to those who cannot do anything at a certain pace or beat. Generally considered an insult among drummers and dancers.
Girl: -stumbles during dance routine-
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.
Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.
Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.
by Ianyomo March 31, 2010
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by ADT123 November 1, 2010
Get the Pedestrianarily Retarded mug.a better way of saying retarded, could also be used if you want to say "BS" and retarded at the same time. alos could relate to words like stupid, dumb,
by shay gray November 3, 2010
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