Republican

Someone who thinks they are responsible for their own happiness, and doesn't kill babies.

That republican didn't even kill that baby..what a Bible-thumper.

by Mozzastryl March 28, 2009

republican

the obsession of every 10 year old kid on urbandictionary.com.

the republican party > democratic party by 10 folds get over yourselves!

by republicans own October 1, 2007

year of the Jewish Republican

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.

2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020

Javanka Republican

The kind of Republican who doesn't actively support ethnic cleansing* but is merely indifferent to it and will gladly go along with it if it furthers their careers. Named after Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

* Note: this does not apply to Palestinians, in whose case they are still in favor of ethnic cleansing.

Republicans have taken to calling Nikki Haley a "Javanka Republican."

by Catty McGee January 8, 2018

Republican

The correct political part.

Damn man, that Republican made some pretty good points.

by Monica Lewinsky November 9, 2020

Republican

1. Someone who opposes monarchy (usual, historic definition)
2. In the modern United States, someone who vigorously strives to bring monarchy back

1. The republicans deposed the tyrant and instituted a republic.
2. The Republicans demand that Donald Trump and his children be allowed to rule forever as a royal dynasty, the will of the people be damned.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2020

Republican

The only thing keeping America a great country.

Wow that republican really is a great guy.

by Yay Trump October 20, 2020