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Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are a controversial NFL team reviled by "higher class" haters. They are loved by the Raider Nation, which consists of football fans who are intense, passionate individuals with chips on their shoulders. The Raiders have always insisted on doing things their way, playing with a lot of heart, and winning and succeeding in spite of their own foolish mistakes. To be a Raider is to defeat opponents sheerly based on your iron will, mental toughness, and true grit.

Perennial underdogs who revel in proving their critics wrong, the Raiders and their fans have a rich tradition of embracing former castoffs like Jim Plunkett and Rich Gannon and turning them into gunslinging, weatherbeaten winners.

The Raiders also have the best and most meaningful team slogans, "Pride and Poise," "Just Win, Baby," "Commitment to Excellence," and "Just Cut It Loose." For more information on the Oakland Raiders, check out the team's official anthem, "The Autumn Wind", which truly describes what it means to be a Raider.
Broncos Fan: Dude, the Oakland Raiders suck! Why are you still rooting for these losers?!!Go Broncos!!

Oakland Raider Fan: Win, lose, or tie, I'm a Raider 'til I die.

Next Day....

Broncos Fan: Hey can we not talk about football today?

Oakland Raiders Fan: Why because you're butt-hurt that the Raiders raped your donkeys in front of your own fans? 59-14 baby!!!! Suck on that, Run DMC all day baby!!! Donkeys suck!!!!
by paynasty23 December 29, 2010
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chocolate Rain

The fecular dischage achieved after consuming of spicy or "hot" foods. Usuually the cause of bowl stain, the almighty chocolate rain was once worshiped as a visitation of Plopulos, the god of human waste, by some pre-christian cultures.
Man, that taco bell sure did give me the chocolate rain

Chocolate rain bring the chocolate stain
by Mulga Bill August 23, 2007
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Japanese Rain Goggles

When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.
Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.
by Mr. John Jackson November 25, 2010
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raider fan

Wrong definition: The most devoted fan.
Oh, they are the most devoted fans, yet most of the home games are blacked out? Hey, I see enough rader jackets on San Pablo Blvd to fill the stadium up, I wonder why they arn't at the game?
Correct definition: Loosers in the game of life, though always blame others for their own problems (see ciriuz).
by ByeByeDems January 7, 2004
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Raiders

Professional football team based in Oakland, CA
Their fanbase mostly consists of Hispanics. Most of the minorities where I'm from (Denver) are fans of the Raiders even if they aren't from Oakland because they are seen as the "bad boys" of the NFL and they think they have cool team colors.

Also;
A team that does not care about character or class.

A team with annoying, bandwagon fans. They don't give a damn about them when they're losing and will make excuses for them but on the rare occasion they win they'll shove it in your face. Even though they'll get their asses handed to them the next game they play

Raiders suck. End of story. Stop acting like they're sooo good.
Even players on that team hate themselves because no other team will touch them with a 10 foot pole
No words can describe how shitty the Raiders are.
by katie was here July 16, 2009
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Raider Fan

The most loyal fan you will ever meet.

Someone who doesn't stop rooting for their favorite team just because they lost two games in a row. Someone who has so much love for their team they would kill for them.

Seen by some as caring more about their team than about concepts such as family, law, and non-violence.

Not to be mistaken with complete fucking idiots such as -

New England Patriot fans that did not know who the team was before 2001.
Pittsburgh Steeler fans that only surface during playoff runs.
Denver Bronco fans who need to have their teeth knocked out so they don't bite down while sucking my dick.
Hey that 'Raider fan' sure is beating that Chargers fan pretty maliciously.

Wow 'Raider fan' it's just a loss, are you sure you want to kill Jamarcus Russell?

That Chiefs fan ran into some 'Raiders fans' on his way home and no one's heard from him in three days.
by Stan Howard November 16, 2009
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Japanese Rain Goggles

When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.
You know you've pleased your woman when she gives you the Japanese rain goggles!
by Nodasport November 25, 2010
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