Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. Oct 7, 1952) is a Russian mob boss who has been the dictator of the Russian Federation since 1999. From 1999-2008, he referred to himself as "President." Then, from 2008-2012, referred to himself as "Prime Minister," before declaring himself "President" again in 2012. His tenure has seen constant warmongering, notably with the neighboring countries of Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan, the killing of political opponents (with the Kremlin claiming that they "committed suicide", as well as the "mysterious" deaths of Russia's heads of industry, the infamous oligarchs, and their businesses being absorbed into the Russian government. Due to Putin essentially rewriting the rules in order to become dictator for life, and him essentially being able to tap into the government/oligarch money whenever he wants and for whatever purpose, it has led some to believe he might secretly be the richest individual on Earth, having a net worth technically far more than that of famous business figures in the Western world, such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffett. His net worth may even be over a trillion US dollars, which would make him significantly wealthier than Elon Musk, the wealthiest public figure on Earth, as of writing.

If you want further proof that Vladimir Putin might secretly be the richest person in the world, look no further than pictures of his many private jets, as well as his Black Sea palace.

Russia is the world's largest and most powerful mafia state, and that effectively makes Vladimir Putin the most powerful mob boss on the planet.

Vladimir Putin is a strange looking man.

by This is my handle okay August 27, 2025

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INVERTED PUTIN

The reverse Putin was invented in Spain by a King named Diego.

Instructions: It's a 69 but standing up, so the girl's head is facing the floor. The girl is sucking the guy's cock and he's sucking her pussy. The girl must sing the entire Russian national anthem with his cock in her mouth. She must complete the song to the end and cannot take his cock out of her mouth until she finishes.

Mom i cannot answer the phone i am in the middle of completing the Inverted Putin.

by Spanish Tyson January 11, 2026

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Hee Hong Patong

A game in which the objective is to have a continuous flow of made up words.
It must always start with 'Hee Hong Patong' and there must be no hesitation or repetition. A few Real words are allowed... HONG KONG MONG DONG EYE WHY.

"Hee Hong Patong eye why pikkai shong mong patong..."

by Young Team September 18, 2006

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Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia

if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.

by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016

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