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promed

for when someone gets unbelievably drunk that all memory is lost and the past nights events are so regrettable that you wish you could relive it this usually happens at proms and school dances
"omg did you see me last night i was so promed"

"did you see john last night man that guy was promed"
by murphy1990 January 16, 2010
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politician's promise

Belch,fart,vomit or any other kind of rotten spew that could come out of a person or animal. It is named such because a politican's promise and a burb are worth about the same thing,only difference is that most people excuse themselves after a burp.
BUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!
Dude nice politician's promise!
by rockymntnoysters January 20, 2009
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Promiscuous

a mix of risky sneaky and sleezy
Me: Hey Anna! Want to come spend the night in my room with me?

Anna: Hmm I dont know...

Me: Perhaps one day if you're feeling dangerous.

Anna: And promiscuous!
by ilovedonandcarla February 19, 2011
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promie

Promie is a term for people who are popular on the internet, people in online comunities like gaiaonline. Promies have a higher social status, and practically worshipped, and usually known in a particular fourm.
It orriginated from a hangout thread for the "prominant"
He is such a promie. Everyone knows him here.
by Flavored July 27, 2006
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Promp

sex on prom night; aka a prom romp
Dude how was prom?
It was awesome me and Kelsey had a wild promp.

Nice tappin' dat ass man.
by Stud 1234321343 February 22, 2011
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Promise Ring

A ring a girl gets that signifies that she wont be a slut/whore/hoe
Girl:Hey do you have a promise ring?
Girl2:noo....I get some
by realdeal12344 March 18, 2010
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Moroccan Promise

Not a promise at all. Moroccans think it's okay to make promises, and not a big deal to not follow up on them.
''He told me this carpet is genuine Berber, but it's made in China. Moroccan promise...''

Vendor: ''My friend, I give you this free of charge''
Me: "Thanks"
Vendor: "That will be 1,000 dirhams"
Me: "Moroccan promise...."
by George11111 June 11, 2013
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