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stupid things people say

People do say some shockingly stupid things in every day life.
here are just a few of them!
you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!

"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"

"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"

"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"

"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"

"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"

"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"

"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"

someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"

"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."

"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."

a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"

"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!

note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
by Tsukasa a.k.a Blue Moon August 12, 2010
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We Are The People

Unofficial motto of supporters of Rangers FC, Scotlands most succesful football team. It is from a line in a song sung by the supporters.
We are the supporters,
Who sing of victory,
We'll follow Glasgow Rangers,
From Kilmarnock to Dundee,
We follow Glasgow Rangers,
Our hearts are strong and true,
WE ARE THE PEOPLE,
Who cheer the boys in blue.
by Big Jock August 24, 2007
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People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong have realized that opinions, despite popular belief, can indeed be wrong.

If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.

Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."
Example A:

"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."

This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.

Example B:

"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."

This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.
by Paradox665 January 8, 2009
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yellow people

another word for white people or pink people.

their skin blends in the most with yellow or blonde.
"them yellow crackers are the yellow people. just look at them wearing yellow or blonde; they instantly disappear."
by Pink Pig Skinned October 4, 2012
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i think we should see other people

What a hoebag says when they want to break up with you most likely because they are seeing someone else. This means "haha, i already am seeing other people. fuck you."
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018
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red people

by Red Chick March 25, 2003
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Anti-Prep

A person who refuses to live their life according to the prep mold (abercrombie, american eagle, Blink 182, etc.) and styles their own personality. They don't all wear black clothing, and they are not all outcasts. Most just don't want to be a dumb jock or pinhead cheerleader. Anti-preps dress and act how they want, not how the popular kids dress and act, but they can still be popular. Not all shop at the Salvation Army store. And above all, they are not anti-prep because they cannot find friends with the more popular, athletic, intelligent, and skillful people. In fact, there is no one on this planet who is all four of those things.

Anyone who thinks that anit-preps are losers should take a look in the mirror and see what mold they fit into. Anti-preps just break the mold.
The anit-preps got picked on by the dumb jocks, who were neither skillful nor intelligent, but in the end the dumb jocks were too dumb to get anywhere and now pump gas at the local Mobil Station.
by MetallhedForLife March 2, 2004
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