Potato

The best damn thing that has ever happened to humanity.

I like potatoes, because they are life.

by Daas Potatoez June 6, 2017

Dancing Potatoes

The testicles of the male Homo Sapien

After I dumped her, she kneed me right in the dancing potatoes.

by Portly Ninja August 28, 2006

potatoing

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato

- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing

by Bastien April 28, 2008

Potato

The almighty ruler of everything, eating it will only cause it to build a city inside your body, except without the superpowers like fry gained when he had worms.

"Potato 0wnz j00" "RESPECT THE MIGHTY POTATO"

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Potato Mashing

The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.

They were potato mashing all night long!

by The Rape Eagle June 10, 2009

mr.potato head

a toy i which a child can rearange the toys features

look mommy i put his arms where his ears should be

by sockmonkey1 March 11, 2005

polate

An impoverished person who is often tardy when required to be somewhere at a specific time.

Man, I can't trust Kyle, he's such a polate.

by Shane Hodgson June 29, 2008