Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

poke 'n wave

Having sex with someone and never calling them back. Synonymous with fuck and chuck.

See that girl over there? I'm gonna give her the old poke 'n wave.

by catleesi July 8, 2017

Pokes

Slang term for vagina originated in Toronto, Canada

Your shorties pokes smells like hotdog water

by \_{:)}_/ June 18, 2018

poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.

This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021

Polar Poke

When a man goes for a polar plunge swim in cold water, and right after has raw sex with his partner. Warming his entire body from the ‘box heater’ For the woman it is like fucking an icicle. Also referred to as the ‘Antarctic Sun Spot’

Babe once I get out of this Ice bath, lets have a good ol’ fashion Polar Poke.

by Fritz May 29, 2020

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task

I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016