poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

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Pokees

A cringy term for cuddies

That 5 year old tik tok girl said " Ooh joseph has pokees."

by the 69 kid January 31, 2022

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When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!

Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

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poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.

I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.

by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012

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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

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