platted

A condition in which you have lots of pretty women around you and that you hang out with, but they all are not interested or are just straight up bitches

I feel so platted, but i really wish at least one of these girls wasn't a bitch

by Joshua Bergeron February 1, 2009

Get The Plates

gayest fucking thing on earth!

Guy1: ohhhh!!! get the plates!
Everyone else in the room: Shut the fuck up faggot *beats the shit out of guy 1*

by suck my dick, cockface! April 18, 2005

plate

noun a product of the steel industry used in making beams, large ships, pipelines, oil platforms and the like. Ranging in thickness from about 3-4mm up to 253mm, can be difficult to produce due to variety of chemical compositions and operator skill.

... and he really fucked up the last rolling of 5mm plate when he used the wrong trim for the roll gap and it cobbled into the thickness gauge.

by mandrake64 February 29, 2004

pizookie platter

to get even more drunk than when you were getting pizookie

"damn dude, that chick wasn't just pizookie last night, she was a whole damn pizookie PLATTER!"

by Christopher Sunset February 6, 2009

Boobs On A Hot Plate

Another way of saying "No worries".

Used when someone apologizes or expresses gratitude.

1: "Hey, is it okay if my feet go in your mouth?"
2: "No. That's weird as fuck."

(1 shoves cock in 2's mouth anyway.)

1: "Do you like that? Do you like it down your throat? Choke for me. Choke."
(2 takes feet out of mouth momentarily.)
2: "It's actually not that bad. Definitely underrated."
1: "Can I shove them back in?"
2: "Sure."
1: "Thanks."
2: "Boobs on a hot plate."

(2 shoves 1's feet back down his throat.)

by Night Crawlin' Nigger November 1, 2011

Party Platter

When a woman is giving you head, you simply use her head as a tray to hold your bowl of munchies.

I was horny and hungry so I told Shelly that I wanted a Party Platter.

by Mehard June 13, 2007

Blue Plate Special

When you take a clear blue tinted dinner plate that you can see thru and have somebody lay down holding the plate over their mouth, the other person takes a dump on the plate thus; "Blue Plate Special "

My buddy asked me if want to have lunch with him and order the Blue Plate Special.

by Oh-my December 14, 2021