Definitions by Mehard

Emu sandwich 

two sloppy nuts in rye bread with a side of whole milk.

I had an emu sandwich after slappin' it to your moms breasts.

Emu sandwich by Mehard June 13, 2007

Party Platter 

When a woman is giving you head, you simply use her head as a tray to hold your bowl of munchies.

I was horny and hungry so I told Shelly that I wanted a Party Platter.

Party Platter by Mehard June 13, 2007